RKPD
Imagine a world where The Hunger Games meets Mad Max meets Starship Troopers, with a healthy dose of cyberpunk aesthetics and a protagonist who refuses to bow to the system.
Road Kill Pizza Delivery™:
Babes, Blood and Bling.
In a future bound by twisted loyalties and ruthless spectacle, the Royal Knights Print and Distribution (RKPD) pulls the strings of society, controlling every thread of life itself. Masquerading as a provider, this corporate behemoth controls every essential—food, health, shelter, faith, and diversion—keeping society firmly under its grasp. They’ve created a reality where Delivery Agents (DAs) mech-riding, fashionista-gladiator, super model, pop stars who battle over territory in contests of hostile corporate takeovers disguised as “Nobel Service and Quality Entertainment.” These games feed RKPD’s master plan of “Omni-Gentrification,” where bloodshed is just another business transaction paving the way for endless progress.
RKPD is a world of many stories, each exposing the layers of control and resistance woven into this chaotic landscape.
Introducing Vee: The Longest Surviving DA
Vee isn’t just a gladiator—she’s a veteran of the circuit, scarred and celebrated. In a profession where most DAs are little more than corporate pawns with short-lived glory, Vee has endured, gaining fame and scars in equal measure. But betrayal has cast her out, leaving her at a crossroads: heal and seek revenge
or find a way out of the blood-soaked cycle.
Given the brutal nature of the world, the reality of her choice leans more towards payback and a paycheck.
Just another statistic.
Her story begins in V-4™, where she digs into secrets hidden in her past, connecting her fate to a world she once dominated and now questions. With each fight, she comes closer to exposing the system’s true intentions
and challenging its iron grip.
The Stakes: Life, Death, and FREEDOM
In Road Kill Pizza Delivery: V-4, every delivery is a gamble for survival, every victory a chance to reclaim autonomy. Beneath the satire and action lies a question: How far will someone go when the world strips them of everything but their will?
Through Vee, RKPD reveals the cost of freedom in a society that thrives on spectacle and control
Rolling into sectors like a fortress on wheels, the Mean Cuisine™ is no ordinary delivery truck, it’s a 20+ story mobile franchise for the daring and destructive. Each Mean Cuisine is responsible for transporting and housing the most elite DA (Delivery Agent, referred by locals as Piece Keepers) gladiators, delivering them straight to the front lines of RKPD’s most ambitious and dangerous orders. Serving up hot dishes on a regular and owned by franchise moguls, these colossal tanks aren’t just vehicles; they’re mini-empires, complete with their own marketing, licensing deals, and propaganda machines, all designed to turn DAs into superstars while luring locals into the thrill of their own neighborhood’s “progress.”
MEAN CUISINE
Why Start with Vee’s Story?
Vee’s journey bridges the fractured layers of RKPD society, giving readers a gritty, high-stakes entry into a universe ruled by deception, social commentary, and dark humor.
If you’re into gritty, high-octane action with a side of dark satire and social commentary, this story is for you. Imagine a world where The Hunger Games meets Mad Max meets Starship Troopers, with a healthy dose of cyberpunk aesthetics and a protagonist who refuses to bow to the system.
Vee’s story is about questioning the world around you, about what it means to survive when everything is stacked against you, and about the price of freedom in a society that values spectacle over humanity. It’s a violent, thrilling ride, but at its heart, it’s about choosing who you are when everything falls apart.
Join the Journey to Bring
Road Kill Pizza Delivery to Life
After more than 20 years in the making, Road Kill Pizza Delivery: V-4 is more relevant now than ever before. This graphic novel-length story, diving into Vee’s relentless path for revenge—or perhaps something greater—marks the first chapter of the twisted RKPD universe. My continued goal is to bring this project to life independently, with the right artists to bring it up to date and maintain full creative freedom, by leaning hard on crowdfunding. This way, I can stay true to the story’s raw, unfiltered vision as creative director, writer, and colorist.
But to make this happen, I need your support. Join the newsletter to stay connected, follow along as we build momentum, and help bring RKPD to life. With your participation, we can make this story a reality. Outside the bounds of a dead industry and on our terms.